Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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