Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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