.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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