I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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