I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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