At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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