You can't special order awesome
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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