i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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