I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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