my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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