Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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