Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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