Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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