Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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