I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
