I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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