dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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