shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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