On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you inspire me to be a worse person
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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