I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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