Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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