she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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