part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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