Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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