Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
