You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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