Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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