he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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