from now on my penis is your penis
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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