There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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