i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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