I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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