New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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