so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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