HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i came on her dog
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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