i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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