so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
