I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
