I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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