he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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