I'm gonna have a badass scar
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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