i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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