What a fucking waste of an outfit
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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