And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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