Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Boobs speak an international language.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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