I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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