Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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