Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
