At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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