hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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