I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle