I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day