jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
