Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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